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Who are you?

  • We are Nice Nice Babies, purveyors of the coolest kids clothes on the planet.


Ok, so you sell kids clothes. Big deal. Why?

  • Glad you asked. We're all parents and we noticed a lack of available badass clothes for our kickass kids. We found a problem, so yo, we solved it.


Ok, Ok, we get it. So you're obsessed with Vanilla Ice then?

  • No, we just like rollin' in our 5.0 with the ragtop down so our hair can flow. And his name is Rob Van Winkle. Sorry, we'll stop now. Moving on...


Is this website secure?

  • Yes. All of your personal information is processed through a 128-bit encrypted SSL server (the industry standard). That's fancy talk for "you're all good, nobody is stealing your credit card number around here."


What shipping method do you use?

  • Your order will be shipped via UPS or USPS depending on your shipping destination and the size of your order. As soon as your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your doorstep.


How quickly will I get my coolest kids clothes on the planet?

  • That depends. All orders leave our warehouse within 1-5 business days. From there, it will be another 2-7 days depending on the shipping service and whether or not your mailman decides to take a long lunch on delivery day.


Can you tell me the status of my order?

  • Do we sell the coolest kids clothes on the planet? Hell yes. Shoot us an email HERE with your billing name and order number.


Can I get "Design X" on a different color?

  • Sure can. We can print any design on any color, no problemo. You might have to wait a few extra days, but anything that is worth doing is worth doing right. Click HERE for a chart of the onesie/t-shirt colors that are available. After you pick your color and design, shoot us an email at and we'll make your dreams come true.


I have a great idea for you guys, do you want to hear it.

  • Absolutely. Email it to us HERE and one of our minions will be in touch.


What is your return policy?

  • If you're not fully satisfied with your purchase, you can send it back for a full refund (minus shipping costs) within 10 days of receipt. The only caveat: the item has to be in unused/unworn condition, because "ugh gross." If you don't like it, you don't keep it. No questions asked.


How about exchanges?

  • Our exchange policy is the same as the return policy above, except there is no time limit. So you bought something for your friend and they hate it? That's okay, those ungrateful bastards can send it back, even if it's a year later.


The item I received is defective, what do I do now?

  • Our quality control rivals that of NASA, but you've probably seen Apollo 13, sometimes accidents happen. If there's anything wrong with your order once you receive it, contact us HERE and we'll make it right as quickly as possible. Guaranteed.